Remember when you were back in grade school, all of the little titters you would make when someone called Wednesday Hump Day?  I know when I was in 4th grade, I found out what "humping" was, and I have laughed at the word ever since.

Then there was the wearing green on Tuesdays means youre horny.

Green M&M's make you horny.

The horny toad is still funny.  I wonder if he's happy?

Peeling the labels off of beer bottles without ripping it, then giving it to a girl means she'll hump you.

Scenario:  Your girlfriend wears green on Tuesday night midnight eating green M&M's and you hand her a beer label, are you in the money?

Does it count if you only have Skittles?  Does the shirt have to be all green, or does some green count?

So many questions...